Lesson 2

Jaeger can be your best friend. There are people out there that have one bad experience and call it quits. This is not limited to one type of alcohol, but it is lmited to one group of people. Pussies. If you dont try knew things, how will you know what you like or don't like. For example, how do you know you wouldn't like to be with another woman honey? Have you ever tried it? Point made. There are things, however, that are acceptable to pass on. Boiled bull testicles. Sure they look meaty and filling, and I'm sure that they would taste great with some hot sauce and wrapped up in a burrito with cheese shredded all over it. Maybe mix in a can of raviolis. Use your best judgement. Unless you fall into the afore mentioned group. Then just sack up and stop being a little bitch. Eat the balls. It may be the only time you can claim to have some. My point is not to preach by any means, even though the Reverend status is somewhat legit. If there are those people out there that can learn a thing or two, or just be able to relate to anything that I'm saing, great. Or if you get a laugh at my stupidity or mis spelled words, the spell check is blocked by my antivirus/adware/ spyware/chemical warfare program. Maybe this is going to turn into some kind of venting therapy thathelps me cope with the neurosis that I have developed in my short haggered existence. Either way its gonna be alot of fun.